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Ooooh! It's Talking Jesus!!!

From the Talking Bible Dolls website:
A great NEW toy for any child. Each Jesus, Moses, or Queen Esther doll gives actual scripture verses to introduce children of all ages to the wisdom of the Bible.
Including a complete deconstruction of Jeremiah 29:11.


I can't decide if those are better or worse than the singing Tammy Faye Bakker doll my grandma gave me when I was a child.

Jesus takes a frown,
and turns it upside down,
and whoops!
There goes a smile

I would venture to answer: better (but only slightly).

I'm still waiting for the Hosea and Gomer set:

"Go, take to yourself a wife of whoredom and have children of whoredom, for the land commits great whoredom by forsaking the LORD."

Children of Whoredom sold separately.

I'm waiting for the Kings of Israel set. Do you think Solomon would come with his 700 concubines?

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