Of Bald Men and Bears

Ben Keele, junior political science major, has filed his own taxes for about six years.

But not all students are like Keele.

Actually, there isn't anybody in the world like Ben. He's the only person I know who:

• Puts all his trophies in ziplock bags
• Is the previous owner of an appendix named "Timmy"
• Rented a safety deposit box largely to protect high school and current college transcripts
• Actually thought all the Skittles were the same flavor
• Thought that Blaise Pascal was British
• Walks with his palms turned in so they face backwards
• Has read the daily Legislative Journal (the minutes of the Legislature) and the Congressional Record since his freshman year of high school
• Is the only privacy freak who ever signed up for identity theft

Well, that's all I can think of right now, but if you have any good Ben stories (and who doesn't?), feel free to post them!

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Posted by Jacob on Tuesday, February 01, 2005 at 9:00 PM | Permalink